If you don't know about the r/h beef let me break it down:
Hungary occupied Transylvania in 1002 from Dacia (Ancient Romania which before it was ancient Romania it was a Roman colony) and after that Transylvania became its own independent state and Romania proceeded to take the state back because it belonged to their ancestors before 1002. Now Hungarians were (and still somewhat are) all pissy about it and demanded to be acknowledged as an official minority in Romania (Szekely/Secui in Romanian) and Hungarian became the second official language of Romania and Hungarians have lots of rights (more than any other minority in Romania) and allat. I'm not going to get that in-depth here because someone already did it for me and I really recommend watching Why Romania & Hungary Hate Each Other by Living Ironically In Europe, their channel is really great.
Let me start off with MONEY $$$$$$$$$$. In 2023 Romania's GDP per capita surpassed Hungary's which was 76% at the time. Crazy I know right. Even crazier is that they did that this year too lmao!!!!!!!! SUCH LOSERS. TRY HARDER NEXT YEAR BITCH. It's gonna be hard passing the top 50 richest countries IN THE WORLD. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂
We got rid of communism way cooler than they did like protest started in Timisoara and then they started in Bucharest and Ceausescu ran away like a pussy in a helicopter!!! Then we ended up catching him and executing him on the spot (definitely not an exaggeration) and what did Hungary do? They had to get rid of communism because Austria was like "No! Bad Hungary that's we're breaking up!" and they were like "Nooo please Daddy Austria I'll get rid of communism for u!!!" like dude what the fuck.
Our rock music is way better than theirs like the only Hungarian rock song that's good is the one I have in my playlist duhh like you should be thankful I even CONSIDERED listening to your SHITTY GARBAGE DISGRACE of a song. Romanian rock is an absolute work of art even foreigners agree like 2 Japanese girls showed up to an OCS concert like isn't that so sick!!!
The only good thing that has come out of Hungary aka the shithole of the earth is kurtos kalacs and we still do that better than them. Kurots Kalacs tastes so good here in Romania but in Hungary its like they shoved it up their yoo-haw (and before anyone says "WHAT ABOUT LANGOS WHAT ABOUT PALINKA" THOSE ARE ROMANIAN FOODS!!!!).
Also, we occupied them in 1919-1920 like yess!!!! revenge era!!! We even occupied BUDAPEST, THE CAPITAL OF HUNGARY BUDAPEST!!! so like yeah basically a taste of their own medicine 🙄🧏♀️🤷♀️
I would say more but..... 😬😒
for legal reasons this is satire viktor orban please don't kill me
